Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
Just woke up to my stoned boyfriend building a shrine around my bare ass. He'll never leave me.
He whinnies like a horse when he's cumming. I wish I would have known this before we got into a relationship.
i just found out the cashier has a picture of my junk in her phone.
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
I was literally convinced that the turkey wrap i was eating was keeping me alive. And i couldnt have been happier. That high.
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
Who are you, and why are you in my phone as Elf on the Shelf
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
Double-fisting ice cream and wine. Do not send help.
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