Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
You tried to eat your way through the wall. Like you literally tried to eat drywall and insulation.
Randomize