what has become of my life if the best thing thats happened to me this week is that i discovered my cleavage as the best hiding spot ever for weed.
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
You left a trail of sequins from your dress incase we got lost
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
Nows a good time to tell him. Just be like "yeah, I used to bang her too and it didn't work out for us either". He'll understand.
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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