i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
dont worry, it'll just be a conversation starter like "why did you get that pierced?" or "wow, i got arrested there too"
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
On the back of that comment, I've formed a theory that as a result of my brainwashing your drunk self actually believes that beards are your calling.
He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
The highlight of the night was when he yelled "WAS THIS CONDOM MADE FOR TODDLERS??"
I was so drugged up it was amazing, I felt like a dinosaur "because I enjoyed spinach, and I got apple juice and only dinosaurs get apple juice" according to me the day of, and last night I felt like a rocket ship
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
This morning I found four opened yet full beers on my desk and my towel rack pulled off the wall and in bed with me
The last thing I remember before blacking out was passing that sobriety test.
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
Randomize
