just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Fuck U Mike is a golden god.
Mike give steph back her phone.
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
Ryan learned the all important lesson tonight; Red Bull gives you wings, Jaeger gives you gravity.
We're at the urgent care down the street from you if you care to stop by
So my mom and I were talking about what I should get you for christmas. She made it clear I cannot get christmas lingerie.
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
He asked me to fly out to Seattle to participate in a week of marathon sex so I'm at the airport now. I'll call you when I get back.
because nothing says “let’s fucking rage” like getting a compensation letter and some company stock
Spotify says I’m in the top 1% of Indigo Girls fans worldwide. Didn’t know I would peak this early.
Aren’t you trying to seem...less lesbian?
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