I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
If she doesnt understand your inherent need to teabag an emo chick, do you really want to be with her?
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
So my mom wants me to come swim with dolphins with my little sisters in October. I'm not sure how to tell her I saw a "when dolphins attack" special when I was rolling and am now terrified of them.
I just shit a hot coal. Pretty sure it's that fireball shot from yesterday.
You're telling me he never had to ask for a blow job and he STILL broke up with you? I call bullshit on that one.
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
So our bartender was in the bathroom the same time I was so I ordered a beer mid stream.....is that weird?
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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