He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
after she pushed someone down the stairs to get more vodka we lost her for a while and found her on the pole in the garage pouring water on herself
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
I need an outfit that says "thanks for hiring me" but also says "i want dick in my mouth".
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