do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
i just woke up reverse cowgirl on my couch. fully clothed. my laptop is on the floor sideways. blasting gay porn and lady gaga. pizza crust everywhere. goodmorning.
There are only families here. I'm at the bar alone double fisting drinks. You cannot get any more approachable than I am now.
i think i swapped my keys for drugs last night
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
Fuck your 100 proof Hot Damn. Do you know what 100 proof vomit tastes like? Anger.
hungover waitressing a bar association event. im being judged by actual judges.
Got laid in my rudolph onesie for the second year in a row. New tradition? Absolutely.
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
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