he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
I pay 3K a month for rent, yet last nite I broke into the back of my building, scaled over 2 tons of garbage in heels and took a dirty freight elevator to my floor just so my doorman wouldn't see how fucked up I was
U know ur prob on camera right?
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
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