worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
The only reason you're wearing underwear tonight is cause you have a family dinner before
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
21st Birthday Idea: liquor store gift registry. Give me a promotion.
The trip involved octopus tentacles coming from the little holes in my TV's speakers. The beauty of the nonexistant symbolism had me in tears.
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
Been in bed for 16 hours. Haven't eaten in 18 hours. Haven't pissed in almost 20 hours. Fuck you Stacey and your former reign as laziest bitch. I got the title now.
God this is like a meg Ryan movie without the restaurant orgasms
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
I know I'm high, but the dude in target definitely just told me that it's best to walk through every door in life like you're a t-rex....
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
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