NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
I wish i could make my toaster dance like they do in the second ghostbusters. But i dont have ectoplasmic goo. Or a toaster.
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
six ambien and a bong later...he was calling me blueberry princess who need rescuing from the evil oven, and he was sir Eatsalot.
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
I passed out in all my clothes. like my purse too..and with a cup of water next to me..and my last tweet last night was "Bye."
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
You know you can't live off of vodka and pizza rolls forever
I'VE ALREADY MADE MY CHOICE
There's some random guy here dryhumping my kitchen door. If he is a friend of yours, please come and retrieve him.
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
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