so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
I would totes be making out with random people in the name of america if I was at the white house right now
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
My booty call just put me down for a reference for her job at the hospital. What am I supposed to say? She gives great bj's?
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
He started using my brother's rc helicopter as a beer delivery device. He's a drunk McGyver.
WHY DID I INFORM THE ENTIRE BATHROOM I DONT HAVE AN STD?!?!?!!
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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