he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
I just found three unopened cans of PBR behind our futon that I think I was saving for winter.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
Ew. He is mine. We all know that if he has a mid-life crisis and decides to sleep with a student, I AM THAT STUDENT. She's not friends with him on FB. Reassuring.
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
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