It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
she started talking about my kids
was she topless?
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
Hey, can you come over and kill me real quick
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
I'm gonna write a song for the kids called "you're systematically killing your mother". In it I will explain that my recent hypertension and increase in smoking is due to them being dicks
This is a mass text. I will facerape you if you bring me Fierce Melon Gatorade and 4 D batteries.
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
THANKS BE TO BLACK BABY JESUS IN HIS LITTLE GOLDEN DIAPER FOR BLESSING ME WITH NOT PREGNANT
Heard I spat fire in your face last night. Wish I could say that I'm sorry
House vote, we're revoking your 151 privileges
I'm sorry.
The adults are the big ones right?
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