You're earring is so big in my mouth
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
ohhh no, absolutely not. i am waaayyy too superstitious to have sex with the self-proclaimed "baby-maker" on father's day...
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
you started looking at my couch laughing and saying to it "she thinks I'm talking to you" then proceeded to laugh and talk to the couch some more.
I'm going to stop at grocery on the way home. I'm CRAVING wine from a sippy cup. We have neither wine nor sippy cups.
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
Is it sad the checkout lady had to inform my mom she can't buy alcohol before 8am?
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
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