think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
The police scanner is talking about you again....
she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
You know how fear has a smell? Well turns out shame has a smell too. It's Pina colada flavored anal grease.
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