I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
There is a guy dressed as Captain America in the theatre. I want to make out with him even though I have no idea what he looks like. Wish me luck, I'm going in.
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
Forced to cancel my booty call due to the snowpocalypse. This crosses the line.
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
I wore a bathing suit downtown so I didn't have to put on underwear, I obviously don't have my shit together
Dude, I woke up with wet dollar bills in my boxers where did you take me???
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
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