Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
the doormen always congratulate him in spanish as he walks me downstairs in the morning
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
He said I came instead of I'm coming. I wonder if he noticed my state of confusion when I stopped blowing him.
Wasn't he an English major?
we found you eating frozen orange juice with a spoon and then drinking vodka from the bottle.
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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