It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
I woke up while squatting on top of my bed peeing on my comforter and my laptop
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
I feel the need to send all my exes pictures of penises larger than theirs. Because they all must suffer.
you pushed her into a kiddie pool and knocked out her front teeth... and you still managed to get laid. what. the. fuck.
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
dude you know how i got totally hammered and lost my phone at some frat when i came to visit you two months ago? yeah well someone mailed it back to me in minnesota.. with a picture of a cock as the screen savor
When was the last time you got laid?
When was the last time you came home sober?
touche
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
Randomize
