this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
Public safety found my id!
And i can't find my bra so i'm assuming they found my bra with my id which would explain the disapproving tone the lady on the phone had.
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
I'm such a good drunk match marker. You single, you single... Drunk friend meet single boy. BOOM illegitimate baby made!
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
Those nachos came to me in a dream
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
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