The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I drank like a thousand beers last night and my poo is solid, not gross like usual. I think this means I've grown up.
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
I just wished the taco bell drive thru guy a happy cinco de mayo. Who says arizonians hate mexicans?
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
I have your car and your sandals. My shoes are somewhere under the puke couch. Safari time.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
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