thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
I fell asleep on the table at Denny's. Told the waitress to wake me up when my burger was there.
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
Well, now that you have a gf, its gonna be awkward when I get drunk and make out with you..... Then later, pretend like I don't remember.
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
I woke up to an alarm on my phone that said "Buy Plan B" and then the guy offered me a hairbrush... which seemed polite at the time
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
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