So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
Cognac is not meant to be taken in shots. I just wanted you to know the desperation of last night.
I think they can follow the trail of blood to my house if they have a problem with me taking a dip in their hot tub last night b4 stepping on a broken bottle
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
i woke up this morning put my hand under the pillow and there was a banana there
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
OKAY THAT'S CREEPY AND I'D PROBABLY ACCIDENTLY ORGASM
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
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