My drug dealer is spending the weekend in my studio apartment. I feel like I've crossed a line that should never be crossed.
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
I forgot not everyone drinks wine out of the bottle. My grandma just asked if i needed a glass with a disappointing look.
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
Why is there a blood-covered "sorry about your stuff" note stapled to my door?
Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
Today was my cousin's Kindergarten graduation. I happen to also think of it as a MILF convention.
Captain America stopped by our tailgate. He ate a taco.
What i love about my dog is i can lay in bed and masturbate with him at the foot, and he just leaves me alone.
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
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