I swear she didn't look like that last week.
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
Well I mean enduring a 45 minute conversation about C-sections was worth the 9 jello shots those soccer moms gave me.
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
Walk of shame through Chipotle? Check.
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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