i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
Roman Polanski is more welcome at my daughter's birthday party than you are at that bar
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
Banged a lazy eyed chick last night. It was like fucking an iguana.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
I just realized that with the new snapchat update / emoji sticker thing I can now use easily use emojis to cover my boobs in nudes.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
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