Best part is I totaly had to get into my dads car like I didn't have my pants off two minutes ago.
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
I'm really sorry I gave you road head last night and made you drive over and break the sprinkler system.
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
Enjoy the penises
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
Tell me not to drink and get on ladders. I think I need the reminder.. I'm clumsy enough sober.
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