why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
Why do I have a missed call from "The Anaconda" ?
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
My plan for the weekend: 1) Get shit faced in Vegas. 2) Not die
If you end up wanting to sit on his face, just make a sound like a dying giraffe and I'll make myself scarce.
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
I have drunkenly angered a family of raccoons. Please send help immediately.
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
I mean, I'm not hammered, but I definitely can't show my face or tits in that bowling alley again
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