Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
I just realized that I've become that person they make the alcohol warnings on medicine for.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
She slapped his drink out of his hand to get him to leave the bar while he and I were having an intense debate about the lyrics to mmmbop
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
Dude found out there's an open bar at the celebration of life thing for my grandma which is at noon. Now I know why I can drink so much
There really needs to be a redbox for wine because I want some but too lazy to walk into a store
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
Right now I'm drinking out of a gallon water jug & eating a baconator. If you're feeling down, just remember you could be me.
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
Wine and a Lunchable. That would be depressing if it wasn't the pepperoni and mozzarella one. Those are the shit!
Floor bacon is actually really good
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
Randomize
