I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
Until you wake up with a Hustler club stripper in the next room whose nipple you were coerced to lick at Snake & Jake's after breaking up a fight between an Indian and a Filipino, I don't wanna hear about your weird.
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
2016 shall be rememered as the year I sharted while putting up the Christmas tree.
Btw. I have a sinus infection from doing cocaine in a portapotty at a Duran Duran concert. So, gimme a couple of days before y'all start the party.
he high fived his dick after we had sex
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