But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
I just spent all my babysitting money on red cups and beer.
People still let you watch their kids?
Why do you keep getting laid in MY dreams
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
You know it was a good night when you're lying on the couch in your pjs at 4pm having a pitcher of ice water for breakfast.
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
In case I die. I'm in ares truck with a bartender named Dave from chuys. JUST IN CASE. And let the people know my last words were suck my dick. My like literally.
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