new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
im dressed up like a present. waiting for someone to unwrap me ;)
this is your brother
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
i'm pretty sure you can't sue someone for "Taking a shit on my kitchen floor."
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
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