You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
we just finished making mockaritas... then we prayed
god you guys know how to party
worst. bachelorette party. ever.
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
You are the only person I know who got away with wearing a turtleneck while getting laid. ONLY person.
This theraflu would make for a great margarita.
I can make a sudafedarita
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
What are you doing tomorrow?
Dude its my bday. Im drinking from sunup til face down. Rinse and repeat.
Randomize
