**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
the coastal evacuation route ends at my vagina so you can just skip the bullshit and come over
Thought it only fitting this Jubilee weekend to snort lines with a 50 note
Your patriotism amazes me, the Queen would be proud!
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
Apparently, the right response to, "How do you feel about a terrorist being in the area?" isn't, "Well, we have vodka in the freezer, so we're good for now."
We got hammered last night and I woke up this morning with texts from 'iron maiden chick.' wtf?
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
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