Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
Awesome, the library of congress archived all tweets. Now my great great grandchildren can pinpoint the date they inherited alcoholism.
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
That's just a really flattering way of saying, "Yes, you're useless, but you have great tits."
Your car is in front of my house. Keys are in the mailbox. There is a fire hydrant in your trunk. Happy Birthday
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
Also, my guy said they would be around. And i clarified that when I asked him for mushrooms he didn't hear "a mushroom or two" but rather understood I meant "all the mushrooms you can find between now and 4th of July."
GOD I WOULD STAB DANNY IN THE EYE WITH HIS OWN PENIS
.........That big, huh?
No. I would cut it off
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