I wish I could drop acid with the muppets
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
my friend asked What a UTI was in front of everyone, letts just say his girlfriend was a lil pissed
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
you were exchanging tortilla chips with the guy at the next table, telling him your table was given the "big chips" because it was your 21st birthday
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
I'm currently sitting at your kitchen table eating chicken nuggets that I dug out of the trash and thinking about how much I need to get laid.
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
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