My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
haha I love it when I find out that girls who were mean to me in middle school are now some random dude's baby mama. thanks, facebook.
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
Someone's vagina was extra sandy cause the left side of my bed feels like the beach.
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
Part of my tooth flew in my eye when the dentist was drilling my cavity then I was sent to the ER. Fucking never going back
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
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