I thought I was riding a bike, but I guess it was a vacuum cleaner
That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
I'm passing your future prison.
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
when i came out to my mom, it was over brunch. i was eating a banana. not exactly my smartest breakfast choice.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
I just tried to text you by typing "whoa" into my contacts.
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
Randomize
