What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
my being single is dangerous.
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
Just realized I left my heels in their microwave. Whoops.
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
I feel like a monkey keeps fucking me in the ear with a trombone as a dick.
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
Right when he asked me if I was on birth control my dad walked in. This is my fate.
We were like ok let's be eachothers maid of honor and then you were like "ok see you at the wedding" and walked away
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
Don't try to sleep with work colleagues because he won't be able to get it up and you won't be able to look him in the eye ever again
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