this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
I have vodka an food stamps. At some point today, that will undoubtedly turn into jello shots.
The magic cards should have been the first clue. The comments that I have "amazing birthing hips" and that I'm "beautiful in a child bearing sort of way just sealed his fate.
She kept telling the ambulance to sit down and then started crying when we told her it couldn't hear her
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
Nothing like a false "my-dad-found-my-weed" alarm on Christmas day.
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
I took a sleeping pill while he was in the bathroom. Time for a game of how long can we bang before I fall asleep.
You are both horrible and amazing
I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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