I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
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