Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
They sat at the bar while we waited for a table. When the hostess came to seat us, they were shitfaced, and swordfighting wth chop sticks.
chimney cleaner pole that expands when button is pushed then pull out. Remember that. We have to patent it.
Who are you high with right now?
Sit down my child. It's time you were told of my famous loss-of-virginity story entitled, "The Penis that Never Could."
FYI, grandma is already drunk and using a bed sheet as a table cloth.
After much deliberatipn and vodka, my favourite phrase of Christmas 2012 is "penis of last resort"
I don't know if I want context or not...
Context involves faux incest and champagne. Id go into detail but im on shot number 5.
The cab driver gave me a church card yesterday and said I should reconnect with god.
Then he gave me 2 tickets to a movie he's going to be in
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
Sometimes the most spiritual fucking thing to do is punch somebody in the face.
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
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