dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
I'm drunk at McDonald's in a fairy costume at 10 am nearly two weeks after Halloween. I don't think the Ohio State fans get it.
So guess who got away with telling their girlfriend she's insane multiple times in a Valentine's day card. Yup, this guy.
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
I’ve wanted to home wreck him since their wedding. It was a dream come true
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