What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
Passing out during sex is actually quite pleasant. its like being rocked to sleep with a penis
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
What's the proper amount of time to avoid my 76 year old neighbor that caught me with my pants down, peeing in my driveway at 5am?
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
I happen to have lost a black t-shirt and the volume button from my phone last night. If anyone finds it. You know what to do.
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
For graduation he gave me roses, a giraffe necklace, and a butt plug. I think this might be my one shot at true love
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
When the bouncer wouldn't let you back in you screamed "Authority is not given you to deny the return of the king!" and ran past him.
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