I just had sex in the back of an ambulance. Call me.
ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
a guy in a toll booth on I-90 told me to fuck off for not being a red sox fan. i am going to miss massachusetts very much.
Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
Thanks for convincing the hot dog guy to give me one for $1 after I drunkenly dropped the first one. I loved your reasoning "I know you mark that shit up! I work in retail!"
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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