You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
Based off of the soaking wet clothes/towels/rugs, Eiffel Tower statue and monkey in the bathtub, I'm going to assume drunk me took a bath.
Are you really alive right now?
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
I'm drunk at 3:28
I'm jealous as shit at 3:34
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
I never truly understood the phrase ball is life until I started having to balance NBA finals and all these men with balls i'd like to handle.
Unless it involves a lot of whiskey, an ACDC concert, and a guy named Juan from the Philippines, then I'm not interested.
I share a birthday weekend with Easter this year, so that fucking sucks. I hate sharing...and I have to share with fucking Jesus this year.\n
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
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