Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
i hate when i ask a girl what she's being for halloween and the first word isn't "slutty"
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
This is your morning news. Today at 5 pm I will be going out of town until the 29th. If you would like some great sex before I leave, please contact me. The available packages are: a house call, an outdoor excursion, or a delivery style in-car quickie. available only while supplies last.
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
What about.....a game of twister and....wait..nevermind. I've hit my cap for sexualizing things today.
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
Does your Fitbit monitor your liver failure?
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
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