it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
He literally chugged a bottle of wine in under 2 minutes. Stood up, said "fuck what ya heard" and stabbed the bottle into their drywall.
But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
Can I just text her like "yo sorry I fucked your boyfriend, let's go get sushi" or like nah
I'm about to smoke a joint alone, do you want to FaceTime and pretend you're smoking it too?
I successfully navigated a full, lengthy interaction with my dad in which he never asked me if I was freshly baked. 10 points.
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
Okay, I just reached peak living alone
I ate a piece of chocolate cake while jerking off
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
