Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
I woke up this morning and thought "Im sure I've seen this house in a porno" and instantly googlemapped myself
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
i think i swapped my keys for drugs last night
He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
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