You want looks pregnant, is pregnant, or the one with a kid.
While I'm in the bathroom taking a piss you think of a way to get us the hell out of here.
Apparently married women at the office don't like getting congratulated on getting "knocked up"
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
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