True but thats because hes a fetus.
I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
I found a fried uncrustable on the table from last night.
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
And to top it off I think that was the first time in history that anyone has used "oh just taking care of her grandmother and doing porn" in the same sentence.
We ended up at an Asian frat. I made out with two Mexicans at the same time and I pulled a muscle in my leg from twerking too low. Diversity.
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
not ubering you a puppy
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Randomize
