Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
Want to FaceTime and watch me finish this bagel?
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
What does it say about my expectations if I'm pounding three beers the hour before a date?
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
As your friend, I promise I will drink a full bottle of vodka and belly slide down the stairs with you if that test is positive
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
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