She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
just left a line of flour and citric acid on the dresser for my roommate to find. teach that bastard to steal my coke!
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
She cried the whole movie and got kicked out for saying "[Santa's beard] looks so soft I wanna stick my dick in it." We're going again next week. Drunk animation majors are the best
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
He also told me he would eat mozzarella sticks before having sex with me so I'm mad at him.
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
Waiting on the notification from my fitness pal that tells me I'm an alcoholic
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
I just drunkenly signed my mortgage application...
Is this how the global financial crisis happened?
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
The neighbor just poured gasoline on his 2 brush fires and proceeded to shoot Roman candles at them 🤔
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